Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
It’s been 5 years since I got mine still not use to it every month
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You’re beautiful
And your mind is fucking beautiful
And I can’t pretend that
That doesn’t mean a thing to me, to me
You’re beautiful
Good lord, you’re fucking beautiful
And I can’t pretend that
That doesn’t mean a thing to me, to me
Stop.
This makes me so fucking sick. I still don’t understand why ‘fandom bloggers’ feel the need to hate on hipsters. They post pretty things and at least they don’t spam the same person for an hour. Shut the fuck up and get over it.
As a fandom blog, I feel the need to express my side: Not all fandom bloggers are like this. I, personally, don’t reblog many hipster photos because they aren’t my thing. BUT I SEE THEM ON MY DASH AND I ACCEPT THAT. I will NEVER tell anyone to kill themselves because they’re a hipster. If this is the outside impression of fandom bloggers then I apologize.
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(Source: digg, via recycledriot)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?
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if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
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I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
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